“THE STYLIST” TEE
$35.00
The stylist glides onto set like they’re descending the runway at Paris Fashion Week — sunglasses on indoors, coffee in hand, radiating the kind of confidence usually reserved for royalty and house cats. They treat their rolling rack of clothes like it’s the crown jewels, and if you so much as breathe too close to it, they’ll give you a look that could end your career.
Every outfit they choose is “effortless,” which actually means it took three hours of steaming, pinning, and muttering French fashion terms no one else understands. They’ll scoff at your “cute jacket” like it’s an insult to humanity, then drape a scarf on the actor and act like they’ve just cured world hunger.
If a speck of lint appears on wardrobe, they’ll halt production like it’s a medical emergency. And at wrap? They’re the first to vanish — off to “another fitting” that’s probably just them sipping wine somewhere judgmental.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US